I found out I was pregnant in April, but it ended in a miscarriage in October.
I got married to one of the best guys ever in December! I also ended up with an awesome family.
I also lost a pretty good job, but ended up in another one that is so much better even if it is a step down from what I was doing in the past.
There's so many things that I look back on that I wish never happened or wished it would have gone a different way, but it makes me more excited for what 2009 is going to bring.
We're getting a new president, Aaron's going to graduate, I'm going to return to school, we're going to go home back to Ohio so Aaron can meet the rest of my family, and so much more.
My attitude has changed so much in just this past year. I'm so much happier and more calm.
With that said...Happy New Year to everyone! I hope it's a great one for you all!
I went to meet the rest of the inlaws on Aaron's dad's side of the family. They seemed to be very stuck up. I didn't care for them much, except Aaron's cousin, Nick, who I've known for awhile.
We were there for 2 hours before we decided to move on to the next house...my sister's!
We had Justin and Carrie with us and I was nervous because...well, my sisters and brother can come off a little too strong, but Carrie and Justin loved them! It was good to see them. I wish I was about to go to Stephanie's to see my nephew, but she wasn't answering her phone.
After being in the valley all morning and afternoon, we headed back into Anchorage to go to Gramma and Poppy T's house to have Christmas with Seth, his parents, Cindy, Tony, Caden, Zak, and the grandparents. I had fun. My family was never really into being together all the time, so it was nice to have that sense of family around the holidays. Aaron's family does EVERYTHING together and I think it's so awesome!
After Gramma T's house, all of us came home and we had an AWESOME seafood dinner....crab legs and scallops. It was so delicious!
Aaron and I tied the knot at 2:30pm today at the Nesbett Courthouse. It was a very tiny ceremony with just Aaron's parents and a family friend. Some of the family members are hurt that they were not invited, but Aaron and I really just wanted the 2 witnesses required by law. We don't have a lot of money and wanted to wait a year to have a huge ceremony when we renew our vows. I'm going to enjoy my 2 day stay at the Hilton!
I'm so nervous. I keep questioning myself if this is what I really want or if I'm making the right decision. I think I am. Other people on the other hand keep telling me I'm going to regret it or that I'm making a huge mistake. It seems to be the girls that Aaron knows that are making the comments that it's a big mistake. Aaron tells me that they are jealous or something. I think I'm making the right choice. I've loved Aaron for a really long time now and I'm happy with him. I'm helping him with his school work so he can better himself so he can get a great job. In turn, I'll go back to school and finish so we can make something of ourselves and have the great house we always wanted.
After saying this, I know that I'm not making a mistake.
I'm so excited for tomorrow!!!
Gah! It took me forever with working all these weird hours. I'm lucky to get enough time to take a crap or shower. Which reminds me, I need to shower before I go to bed.
Everyone is doing good on the home front. I'm getting married in LESS THAN A WEEK! Omgah, I'm so nervous. I'm super excited though. Oh gawd, I just sounded like I was 17. *Goes out back and shots myself in the head*
Anyway, this new job is really kicking my ass. I probably run around like 10 miles a day running around the store all day long! And our store is still small! We don't turn to a supercenter until October, but the guys are working on the front of the building right now. I don't know how they do it all while it's snowing hardcore non-stop for 2 days straight. We seriously have like a foot of snow already and 6 inches of it is on the streets! I can't wait for summer to get here and winter JUST started. Ugh!
Well, I'm going to bed. Another early day at work tomorrow.
Yay *Please note there is so much sarcasm in that "yay"*
Everyone just starts running for the doors and stands outside of them. Duh! Run the hell away. I start yelling at people to move across to the parking lot and they look at me like I'm dumb. Luckily I had my phone on me to capture the stupidity...
2 fire trucks and more crowd.Fire truck!
So needless to say, today was really interesting. It amazes me still how dumb people can be. Oh, and I have no idea what started the fire...it probably was a drill after all LoL. This is why I hate working Black Fridays!!!
P.S. I was at the post office a few weeks ago and noticed what my truck looked like in the window. It is funny. Enjoy =]
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I'm thankful to be living after health complications.
I'm thankful for meeting Aaron. He has changed my whole outlook on life. I never thought I would be able to love again after my last ex, but he has changed that for me.
I'm thankful to Aaron's family. They opened their arms up to me from Day 1 and have treated me just like their own.
I'm thankful to have my family still around me.
I hope that everyone has a wonderful holiday and remember what you can give thanks for!
Well usually in a civil ceremony at a courthouse, you have 2 people there. Usually the witnesses. Well Aaron's mom keeps insisting on inviting the whole freaking family and I'm getting pissed!! She's telling me that I have to invite all of Aaron's family including his maternal and paternal grandparents. I don't want that! Aaron and I both agreed on just the 2 witnesses. At most, adding a couple more people, but no more than 5. I tried talking to Aaron's mother about this, but she keeps saying how the grandparents will be angry if they aren't invited. Then the aunts and uncles that Aaron NEVER TALKS TO! will be angry or something. Screw that! Am I being unresonable? This is just something that him and I want to do privately. Nothing fancy until next year. If that wasn't bad, you should have been there for the convo about having the formal ceremony of renewal of the vows...
So I was looking at venues to have it and Aaron's mother came down and asked what I was doing. I want a wedding somewhere else other than Anchorage. I have been to every corner of this town and I'm sick of it! So I want to have something out of town and BEAUTIFUL. So I was looking at the rental rates for Aleyeska Ski Resort. Our families both ski so I thought it would be fun. Well Aaron's mother just totally flipped on me! Telling me that it was the worst thing to ever do to have everyone drive 40 miles to go to a wedding. Ugh I'm so sick and tired of it all. I'm beginning to think I'll just let her plan the whole thing so she can have a "second wedding"....Oh, and have every Tom, Dick, Harry, and Jane at the courthouse with us too.
On a lighter note, 2 more weeks until Aaron and I are getting married. I'm so excited! We decided we are going to have a civil ceremony with just immediate family and the grandparents on Aaron's side. I just wanted a few people there, but instead of arguing with Aaron's mom about it, I just agreed to have the grandparents there as well. Next year on our one year anniversary, we're going to have a renewal of vows that's really formal like a wedding. We'll be able to afford it then because he'll be out of school and be working. Also, I got a job the other day so I'll be able to save for that as well. I start working next week. Yay! I've been sick and tired of being couped up in this house with Aaron's mom all the time. Can you say insane?
I've been reading the book Twilight by Stephenie Meyer. IT'S SO FREAKING AWESOME! Never been into that kind of reading, but once I started, I was unable to put it down. The movie comes out on Friday, but I'll go see it next week when there aren't so many people going. I hate going to a new movie because all the people jammed in a little room watching a movie...it get's freaking hot. Especially in the wintertime with the heater on and everyone breathing digusting popcorn breath.
Went back to church last Sunday. I haven't been there since I became pregnant. Everyone remembered me and was happy to have me come back. Only reason I went was because I'm a memeber and there was an annual business meeting that all members had to attend. I guess I'll go back this Sunday. This one really nice lady named Teresa came over and prayed for me. She had heard about the loss of the baby and was really happy that Aaron and I came back. I forgot how peaceful I felt after going to church. I just wish I had more time to spend in the church. Aaron and I wanted to take the Engaged/Newlywed class that one of the pastors leads, but it's only on Wednesday nights, but Aaron has school Wednesday nights. Hopefully she will answer my email about an alternative that we can do on Fridays or on the weekends.
Meh, I'm going to go back to reading Twilight. I only have about 6 more chapters to finish before I can start on the next book. I can't wait!
I had a doctor's appt and I'm healed from everything. The doctor did a really good job and there's no scarring in my uterus from the D&C. She would like to see us become pregnant again soon, but I don't know if I'm ready for that. It was pretty traumatic to lose Katelynn being 6 months pregnant. I don't know. We'll see.
Well, we came up with a date. Aaron and I are getting married on December 5th. We're going to have a civil ceremony right now, and we'll renew our wedding vows next December 5th on our anniversary and have it more formal. With him being in school, we really don't have a lot of money for a formal wedding, but we want to get married now. Our families are happy about it, but other people have been giving us crap about it, but we've let it all roll off our back. We know what we want, and that's all that matters.
Isn't my ring purdy??
I'm really excited though!
I was lounging in the recliner looking like crap because I just got home from surgery. He started being all lovey dovey to me which is weird. Then he got down on one knee and proposed to me! I don't wear much jewelry so Aaron had no idea what kind of taste I had, so instead of putting a ring on my finger, he slipped his credit card in my hand and told me to buy any ring I wanted. I about died!
Now, me, who is always looking for a bargain coz I'm a cheap ass, found an awesome deal on the ring I chose. It's being resized for me at the moment. I can't wait to get it!!
I lost her today October 13, 2008 at 12:10pm due to a placental abruption. I love her so much and I'm going to miss her. We were so ready to have her. I'm so heartbroken and torn.
Mommy loves you Katelynn. We'll see each other again...
2) Palin is opposed to abortion in cases of rape and incest (even if victims are children)
3) Palin believes creationism should be taught in public schools
4) Palin believes that man coexisted with dinosaurs only 6,000 years ago
5) While mayor of Wasilla Palin tried to fire the librarian because she refused to censor books (VIDEO)
6) Palin has no international experience and only obtained her first passport in 2007 (VIDEO)
7) Palin supports the Alaskan Independence Party which seeks independence from the USA (VIDEO)
8) Palin is presently under investigation in Alaska for abuse of power
9) Palin offered a bounty of $150 for each left front leg of freshly killed wolves
10) Palin promotes aerial hunting of wolves even though Alaskans voted twice to ban it (VIDEO)
11) Palin used $400,000 of state money to fund a propaganda campaign in support of aerial hunting
12) Palin believes man-made global warming is a farce
13) Palin strongly supports drilling in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge
14) Palin is a champion for big oil and her campaign slogan has become "Drill, baby, drill!
15) Palin is suing the federal government to prevent listing the polar bear as an endangered species
16) Palin is opposed to listing the unique Cook Inlet beluga whale as an endangered species
There is a wonderful website that has more information and links to all the interviews and newspaper articles. This website was created by Alaskans. Please spread the word!
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Where does Palin stand on the big issues? Here's a breakdown.
Charlie Gibson interviews Palin about the Bush Doctrine; Palin clearly has no clue what what he's talking about.
Despite calling herself a feminist, Palin unapologetically opposes abortion, even in cases of rape and incest. Someone brilliantly hatches the idea to make donations to Planned Parenthood in Palin's name. The campaign generates nearly $800,000 in contributions.
Like conspiracy theories? Here's an intriguing one about a possible coverup re: Palin and daughter Bristol's pregnancy.
Palin majored in journalism. However, when asked what newspapers she regularly read before McCain tapped her, she fails to name even one.
Matt Damon suggests that Palin as president would be like a bad Disney movie. Specifically, like THIS bad Disney movie.
We already know that Palin wants to overturn Roe v. Wade; Katie Couric wants to know, what other Supreme Court decisions does she want reversed? Sarah assures her there are plenty, but cannot name a single one.
When asked for examples of her running mate's deregulation record, Palin cannot cite one, and promises to "get back to" Couric on it.
When pressed about her claim that living next to Russia gives her foreign policy experience, Palin gives new and frightening meaning to the word "choke". Incidentally, THIS is another fun way to enjoy that particular sound byte.
Just for fun: Does Palin have tattooed lip liner?
Tina Fey's SNL Palin impression; and here's the other one.
Evangelicals pray over Palin, to fortify her against witches!
All kidding aside, this woman is dangerously close to ending up in the White House. PLEASE MAKE SURE YOUR VOTER REGISTRATION INFO IS CURRENT...AND VOTE!
Frontiersman newspaper article
Keira Marie Campbell-Gallant
Published on Saturday, October 4, 2008 8:48 PM AKDT
Keira Marie Campbell-Gallant, just 3 weeks from birth, died Sept. 20, 2008 as a result of a vehicle accident on the Parks Highway at Spring Street in Meadow Lakes.
Funeral Services were held Sept. 30 at the Wasilla Chapel of Valley Funeral Home & Crematory. The pastors of the First Baptist Church of Palmer officiated.
“Keira, you were loved so much before you had even come into this world,” her family wrote. “Daddy and you had our games already and your mommy couldn’t wait to see you and hold you. Our whole family was so excited for your arrival, but now you are with our Lord watching over us. Now all I need from you is for you to be your mommy’s guardian angel. We all love you and will see you again soon.”
She is is survived by her parents Donna Gallant and Jason Campbell of Wasilla; maternal grandparents Dianne and Tim Abell of Big Lake and John Gallant of Texas; paternal grandmother Barbara Hatch of Ogden, Utah; great-grandparents Betty and Bill Martin of Lowell, Mass., Jeanne Jones of Ogden and John Jones of Benton, Ark.; aunt Michelle Gallant of Big Lake; uncle Bryce Jones of Wasilla; and sisters Lexie Bogner of Big Lake and Reagan Delaney of Wasilla.
Memorial contributions may be made to the trust fund in her name at the Mat-Su Federal Credit Union, account No. 125504.
Valley Funeral Homes & Crematory of Palmer and Wasilla is assisting the family.
Just because I live in Alaska, doesn't mean I have to be for someone that doesn't have any right to be where she's at.
I think it's great that Sarah Palin wants to further her career and take it somewhere higher than a state that a lot of people don't know about, (Yes it's true, I don't live in an igloo and I don't hunt whale for it's blubber.) but I believe she should do it the right way -- By working her way up to the top. Educate yourself over years of experience and try picking up a USA Today, New York Times, or read an effing military newspaper! Anchorage Daily News isn't going to cut it when you want to learn about foreign affairs. I read the paper everyday, and there's only 10 line blurbs about anything in the Middle East.
Nor do I believe that I should be for her because she's a woman. Does McCain seriously think that getting a pretty woman will win votes? Sorry, but everyone is ready for a change and everyone is actually educating themselves about this next election. It's too crucial in our country not to. Call me a sheep, but it's better than being a Lemming.
I will be the first to admit that I don't know shit about politics. But I do know how to listen and read. And I know a bullshitter when I hear one. It's funny how you ask a direct question to either McCain or Palin, and they give you this caca vague answer. I want to know more details people! Americans deserve the right to know your real intentions!!
For those of you that have called me a sheep, I have one word for you.....
Her “abstinence only” sex education plan is about as hypocritical as a war protestor joining the Army. How does anyone expect this woman to inspire a nation when she couldn’t even inspire her own daughter to abstain from sex? When it comes to our youth and sex, I think we need to have the “hope for the best, prepare for the worst” kind of attitude- hope these teens won’t go out and have sex, but prepare like everyone IS going to. We would be too naïve to think that by completely avoiding any discussion about the sex, birth control and any other contraceptives we can prevent our children from having sex.
Then there is her knowledge on foreign affairs, more specifically Russia. Congratulations, Sarah, you can see Russia from Alaska- and I can see Canada from Montana, am I now qualified in foreign affairs? Palin also claimed to have numerous contacts with foreign officials- including Britain's ambassador to Washington, Sir Nigel Sheinwald. However, that meeting never happened.
When pressed by Katie Couric in a televised interview, Palin was asked about MCain reversing his prior position against regulation of the financial markets and how he then suddenly began supporting greater federal regulation of Wall Street. Palin insisted that MCain had supported regulation, then deflected the question by repeating her line about McCain being a maverick and "taking shots" from his own party. Like I said, when I doubt, call John a maverick. Couric asked again for examples of McCain supporting more regulation rather than the abolishing regulations. Palin finally admitted she did not know of any examples, saying, "I'll try to find ya some, and I'll bring 'em to ya." You know what, Sarah? I would really like a vice president who doesn’t talk like a freshman student.
How is it that there are still people in this country that think this woman could potentially be our president (because whether you like it or not, McCain IS old and COULD die while in office)? Now I know that she isn’t running for president. I also know that it is McCain and Obama we are supposed to be focusing on, but quite frankly, the idea of this woman being anywhere near the White House scares the crap out of me.
My biggest issues with this whole “Palinmania” are those who say Sarah Palin is for women. ANY woman who makes rape victims pay for their own rape kits IS NOT FOR WOMEN’S RIGHTS! Any woman who wants to overturn Roe v. Wade, even in the cases of rape and incest IS NOT FOR WOMEN’S RIGHTS!
We MUST, for the sake of this country, our future and our children make sure THIS woman is not voted into office. She would be a true hindrance to the change this country needs. She would be, without a doubt, a slap in the face to what Susan B. Anthony, Jeanette Rankin and others who came before worked so hard to gain.
We decided to go to the cafeteria to get something to eat while Donna tried to nap before the doctor was scheduled to come in. We were down there for about 15 minutes, when Donna called and said she wanted us to come back up there because a doctor came in.
We get back up to her room and there is a wound specialist there hovering over Donna. He saw us come in and turned around to introduce himself to us. When he moved, is when I almost broke down.
The wound specialist was cleaning Donna's wound on her stomach. I assumed there was going to be some stitches from the emergency c-section they did, but I was wrong. There, I saw this very large hole in her stomach full of tissue and blood, where the baby used to be. They were unable to stitch the wound because of problems. They have to come in and clean it a few times a day to keep it from getting infected. I was so shocked seeing her like that.
I know the guy that caused the accident, and every time I think about it, I just want to go to his house and hurt him like he hurt Donna. I couldn't imagine being in a car accident like that and losing my baby. I felt horrible sitting with her while she's going through the loss of her baby and be sitting there being healthy and still pregnant.
When we left, I was really quiet and Debbie tried to make me feel better about it. I haven't been able to get the picture out of my head.
♦ An estimated 182,800 new cases of invasive breast cancer will be diagnosed in 2008.
♦ Approximately 42,200 deaths will occur in women from breast cancer in 2008.
♦ One in eight women or 12.6% of all women will get breast cancer in her lifetime.
♦ Breast cancer risk increases with age and every woman is at risk.
♦ Every 13 minutes a woman dies of breast cancer.
And these numbers keep raising.
To start off, I'm linking a few good sites to read. Please talk to your family and know your risk. Do a self breast check every month. It's very simple to do and can be done in a minute while taking a shower, or even while laying around watching TV. Doing a simple self-exam is how my mother caught hers.
Susan Komen for the Cure: Breast Self Awareness
Susan G. Komen for the Cure: How to do a breast self-exam
Please read and watch the video and share with your girlfriends.
Early protection can save your life!
P.S. I'll be updating blog all month long with tips and facts. Oh, and sport the pink so show you're a supporter!
LoL.Fall time also means another thing to Alaskans. No more 22 hour sunlight. As much as I'm going to miss summer, I'm going to miss the sunlight. But it also means I can take more pictures of sunsets which I love! Aaron and I were driving to Walmart the other day and the sun was setting. The clouds were in such the right spot that I got an awesome shot. I was hoping for a better shot, but the traffic wasn't moving!!! Grr.
Snow has also started on the mountains. I am dreading that part!!! But it's still beautiful.
By Jeremiah Bartz
Alaska State Troopers on the scene report the Blazer, traveling south on the Parks Highway toward Wasilla, was observed crossing the center line. As the Blazer tried to swerve back into traffic, the vehicle was T-boned by the Plymouth, which was traveling northbound toward Big Lake.Two adults were in the Plymouth. Both were taken from the scene to Mat-Su Regional Medical Center with serious injuries. The driver of the vehicle was 19-year-old Donna Gallant, of Big Lake. Wasilla's Timothy Abell, 44, was the passenger according to the AST report. According to Troopers on scene, Gallant is pregnant.One of the juvenile passengers of the Blazer was medevaced from the scene to Providence Medical Center in Anchorage with critical injuries. Bisonette, the 15-year-old driver and two juvenile passengers were transported to Mat-Su Regional Medical Center. The two juvenile passengers were later transported to Alaska Regional Medical Center and Alaska Native Medical Center, according to AST reports.In addition, AST reports from the scene were that at least one person was ejected from the Blazer as result of the accident.Troopers responded to the scene at about 4:15 p.m. and as of about 6 p.m., AST officials had closed off a 40-yard section of the Parks Highway and were diverting traffic through the parking lot of the Meadow Lakes Center.
It was the best feeling in the world.....until 13 other people called bingo too. I was pissed!! Here, I thought I was going to win $1,000. Instead, I had to split it between 13 people. I got $71.25. I guess it's better than nothing *Shrugs*
Today was day 2 of cleaning at Gramma T's house. Man she is such a packrat! We finally got everything out of the living room, dusted, and re-arranged the furniture. I also took down a HUGE bookcase off the wall and we put it in the back room and organized all of her books. Tomorrow we're going to tackle the kitchen, the backroom, and maybe downstairs. I am so exhausted and my body is aching. I still need to work on our apartment. It's so messy in here. I get so frustrated from it, but too tired to do anything once I get home. I guess I'll do mine when I'm done with Gramma T's.
Jeff Abraham says Carlin went into St. John's Health Center on Sunday afternoon, complaining of chest pain. Carlin died at 5:55 p.m. PDT. He was 71.
Carlin, who had a history of heart trouble, performed as recently as last weekend at the Orleans Casino and Hotel in Las Vegas. It was announced Tuesday that Carlin was being awarded the 11th annual Mark Twain Prize for American Humor.
The dean of counterculture comedians, Carlin constantly pushed the envelop with his jokes, particularly with a routine called "The Seven Words You Can Never Say On TV."
George Carlin was my favorite comedian ever!!! He knew how to piss off a lot of people.
Came home and went for sushi, then Aaron talked me into going to the club. I didn't really wanna go, but I know he's been wanting to go for a long time now. We get there and the band was playing some good music, but this one girl was getting on my nerves. It's one of Aaron's friends, but she's single and is looking for a boyfriend. She's been looking to hard for a long time. She wants to date Aaron. She asked me if we were together, and I told her yes, that I'm carrying his child, but that didn't stop her from trying to rub herself on him. Everytime I walked away to get a bottle of water, she would run up to him. I just kept my mouth shut. Aaron didn't show any interest in her that I saw. We ended up giving her a ride home coz she said her friends ditched her. Funny thing was, I saw them when I went to get my coat outta coat check. She saw them too, but then took off again. It's whatever. I'm not trying to upset myself over stupid stuff right now. I don't need the stress. If Aaron doesn't wanna be with me, then I can't force him. Not like the old days when people got married because they had to when the woman became pregnant outta wedlock.
It's weird coz I see myself wanting to be with Aaron forever. He makes me happy. Sometimes he says things to irritate me, but who doesn't have that in a relationship? I know that I'm not the one he wants to be with though. I'm not pretty enough I don't think. I don't know. Maybe the baby will change his feelings. Maybe he'll want to be a family with me. We'll see when we cross that road....
A picture began circulating in November. It should be 'The Picture of the Year,' or perhaps, 'Picture of the Decade.' It won't be. In fact,unless you obtained a copy of the US paper which published it, you probablywould never have seen it.
The picture is that of a 21-week-old unborn baby named Samuel Alexander Armas, who is being operated on by surgeon named Joseph Bruner.
The baby was diagnosed with spina bifida and would not survive if removed from his mother's womb. Little Samuel's mother, Julie Armas, is an obstetrics nurse in Atlanta . She knew of Dr. Bruner's remarkable surgical procedure. Practicing at Vanderbilt University Medical Center in Nashville, he performs these special operations while the baby is still in the womb.
During the procedure, the doctor removes the uterus via C-section and makes a small incision to operate on the baby. As Dr.Bruner completed the surgery on Samuel, the little guy reached his tiny, but fully developed hand through the incision and firmly grasped the surgeon's finger. Dr.Bruner was reported as saying that when his finger was grasped, it was the most emotional moment of his life, and that for an instant during the procedure he was just frozen, totally immobile.
The photograph captures this amazing event with perfect clarity. The editors titled the picture, 'Hand of Hope.' The text explaining the picture begins, 'The tiny hand of 21-week- old fetus Samuel Alexander Armas emerges from the mother's uterus to grasp the finger of Dr. Joseph Bruner as if thanking the doctor for the gift of life.'
Little Samuel's mother said they 'wept for days' when they saw the picture. She said, 'The photo reminds us pregnancy isn't about disability or an illness, it's about a little person.' Samuel was born in perfect health, the operation 100 percent successful.
Now see the actual picture, and it is awesome...incredible....and hey, pass it on. The world needs to see this one!
Today we went to Gramma T's house for a father's day BBQ. I had a lot of fun. We had halibut, salmon, and shrimp. It was very tasty! I got to watch and help cut a salmon, which was pretty gross! Seth, Nat, and Tony didn't show which sucked, but I still had a blast with everyone. Caden was there as well which was a plus. Pics below of the fish....
I'm extremely tired. I'm going to bed.
"Please, for the love of God, just shut the fuck up."
"You are, in fact, dumber than any given box of rocks."
"What the fuck?"
"That's what I just said. Say it again."
"No, seriously, shut the fuck up."
"I've taken shits that have higher IQs."
"SHUT UP... STOP TALKING."
"It is 10 feet to the nearest exit."
"I wonder what would happen if I stuck this pencil in that little hole in the wall. I think it would stay."
"Don't look at me like that.. I don't really like you either."
"Oh, I fucked up. Maybe if I act stupid it will get me out of trouble."
"Ok, if I stick this pencil in my eye instead of the hole in the wall, I wonder if he'll stop talking."
"You are so dumb. How do you survive in the wild?"
"And the explaination for that would be that you suck. You suck fat ones. Get over it."
"If the cleaning lady doesn't shut the fucking vacuum off while I'm talking on the phone, I'm going to beat her over the head with the fucking thing."
"This guy doesn't know his ass from his elbow. He should just not talk."
"I'll do it tomorrow."
"If the fucking phone doesn't stop ringing, I'm going to bust a full sprint into that window."
"I need to get an oil change."
"That doodle I made on my desk planner kind of looks like a bunny. How cute."
"...And the boots with the furrrr..."
"I wonder how long I can hold my breath for."
"They're tryin' to steal me lucky charms!"
"I'm going to laugh at that as a favor to you, because that was not even close to funny. It was so far from funny that you can't even see funny anymore. But you seem to be laughing pretty hard at it, so I'll laugh, too."
"Ooops.. Probably shouldn't have said that.. TAKE IT BACK! TAKE IT BACK!"
"Um.. Is this a man or a woman?"
"..And the boots with the furrrrr.."...